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Math Sex Jokes
Are you 2x? Because I want to integrate you from 10 to 13! I derived your mom last night. It was f prime. How is sex like math? 1. Half the time I get an odd result. 2. If my hands aren’t enough, I end...
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Sex Math Joke: A Complete Fail
There is a “sex math” trick that floated around the internet back in the day… it can be found at these places:...
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Aerodynamicists do it in drag. Algebraists do it by symbolic manipulation. Algebraists do it in a ring, in fields, in groups. Analysts do it continuously and smoothly. Applied mathematicians do it by...
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When Noah’s ark had finally come to a rest on top of mount Ararat, and when the waters had receded, Noah and his family – along with all the animals – left the ark, and God told them to be fruitful and...
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I like my women like I like my math…
I like my women like I like my math — easy and at a high school level. I like my women like I like my math — pure and beautiful — NOT complex and irrational. I like my women like I like my math tests —...
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Math vs Sex (graph)
This is old but curious nevertheless: The y-axis is % of majors that are virginsThe x-axis is of course the student’s major. Seems that Wellesley College is an all-girls college? Some insight into the...
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Top Ten Things That Math and Sex Have in Common
Math and sex have a lot of things in common, even if most girls would tell you differently, but here are just the top 10: 10. Explicit discussions of either topic is a faux pas at most cocktail...
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